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Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]


if u can’t handle me at my Brazil you definitely don’t deserve me at my Germany


fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad


parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”


i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.


do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want


"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

#i still cant believe this made it into the fucking film